Its been days since I could sit on a toilet. Sitting restlessly on the toilet I am not happy about what I have to do. I am at your house and You are in the next room. I dont want you to know my struggle to keep my farts quiet. These arent just farts but obviously wet farts. And even worse there is much more going on. all you can hear is my ass making sounds, you know that something is coming out into the toilet but then you realize that you need more. You need to see what the fuck is coming out of my round soft ass. And then I stand up and my ass erupts. You get what you deserve and you love it.
Tag Archives: Farting
Reading Shorts Compilation
Softcore video, no scat shown. Theres no time for small talk, Im on a tight schedule and only got a couple of minutes to catch up with my reading on the toilet. A compilation of three different toilet trips with very different results, as I try not to get distracted by farts and focus on reading or gaming instead.
Dangerous farts with brown end
Delvia Sovrani is not feeling well: Doctor Lady Phoenix approaches the bed to examine her, but Delvia makes a very powerful fart. Lady Phoenix explains that she suffers from a particular contagious flatulence, and she, infected with this mysterious disease, she explains to her how to fart on human aspirators. Human toilets are the best for these farts!Content with brown end
170 Farting your shitty breakfast
Sniffing my farts and licking my asshole is a routine duty for my slave. My reward is hot well-cooked breakfast!
Tulip: Constipated
In this clip, Tulip is constipated. The price of this clip is discounted because there is a small amount of shit.Here is the last scene, before Tulip wipes her shitty ass:I probably stunk up the whole room, even before taking a turd. I just did that with my farts. There is nothing that comes out my ass that smells nice. Nothing. It all smells like crap. And men need to understand that.Men think that we shit out flowers. But we donÂ’t. We stink out fat, stinky logs, just like you men do. And they always fucking stink. And men, like you, just wish that you can be our live-in toilets. DonÂ’t you? DonÂ’t you, Poo-vert?Would you be my live-in toilet? Worshipping every single crap that I take. Two to three times a day. That would just make you so joyful. Eating my fat, stinky logs.And let me tell you something. Not one single one will smell like tulips. All of them will stink to high heaven. Stink like crap. Because itÂ’s coming out of something, called a shit-chute. TulipÂ’s turd-tunnel doesnÂ’t smell like tulips. It doesnÂ’t smell like tulips, at all.
Lady Aria Compilation!!
Enjoy this Classic Collection of clips from one of my Original Favorites!! Lady Aria will always hold a special place in my heart. Introduced to me by the great Ms D, she and Melissa (still one of the 5 best asses you ever seen on this site!) helped elevate my site to the next level. From them came the FUNKY empire you have come to know and love! Enjoy this 20 plus minutes of Peeing, Grunting, plopping, straining, and farting!! I always loved her juicy brown ass and her sexy grunting and straining as she went. Five years later these clips still make me hard like its the first time!! She may be old to my day ones but new to many of you!! Enjoy this FUNKY collection at a new low price as well!
Lashayy and AlonnaÂ’s Double Public Trouble!!
Lashayy and Alonna are here with another CLASSIC dual feature!! These two really have changed the game for Ladies Keeping It Funky, with their sexy Lesbian EFRO action (If you haven’t seen their Blumpkin clip – SHAME ON YOU FOR MISSING OUT!!) Anyways the dynamic duo is back again! Enjoy as they do their thing in public this time!! Enjoy as Alonna begins by “watering” a bathroom floor with her golden nectar, then enjoy a few public pee clips from Lashayy. The 1st as she pees in a cup, then in the second as she twerks and farts in her thong before squatting to pee over the toilet!!! They weren’t done there, as they come into a Mcdonald’s bathroom together, sneaking in so not to get caught setting up! Then enjoy as Alonna films as Lashayy puts on a show, twerking and pooting before squatting over the toilet to push out her logs!! Alonna returns one final time alone, this time to push out her signature booty snakes!! Some land in the toilet, a few missing and landing on the floor! Another FUNKY two for one special from two special ladies!!
02 27 21 afternoon runny shit farts
Chloe was in the shower doing an enema and gets out to sit on the toilet and releases some dark brown runny shits with popping farts into the bowl
Teasing with caviar in sexy latex dress
Mistress Antonella is so dominant and pretty, wearing a purple latex dress and stiletto shoes.She is in her gorgeous toilet as every morning.She sits on a ladder in which she shows his appetizing ass.She urges her toilets to come and smell her farts.Its amazing how her ass and her long legs moves.After that, Mistress Antonella orders her slaves to smell her ass.And all of a sudden her delicious caviar shows up and goes out of her appetizing ass.A long caviar that flows and does not stop from the ass of Mistress Antonella.She teases the slaves and urges them to eat all that.Then Mistress Antonella goes to the toilet and starts pouring plenty of champagne.And of course a double portion of caviar.Mistress Antonella teasing and denial at final part of the movie.
Shitting in the toilet compilation #2
Lovely shits coming out of my ass, some very wet, almost liquid, diarrhea texture, other hard, almost constipated. Piss and loud farts are present.