It seems like you are always watching tv and I need you to do thing for me. Since its hard to get your attention Im gonna take a big shit in front of you. Ive been holding in my nasty poop all day long and get to take a dump. Bet youd love to watch my asshole strain through this toilet seat. Watching my asshole wink and push of the most perfect brown shit. Its such a dark solid shit and perfect size for your mouth, Ill show you after I shit in your mouth.
