I just arrived in a hostel after a long journey. I havent pooped for days and Ive been totally desperate for the last 4 hours in the bus and taxi. Im so glad that finally I can go wild! Im in the bathroom, trampling and squirming with urgency. I feel this log is going to be really massive and I already feel it poking out. I need to very quickly decide where to shit. Cause Im not gonna do it in the toilet, too boring! Ah that sink looks wonderful. Urgently I release a huge massive monstrous thick long log right in there. Whew what a relief! Im deeply impressed by its size. And wow that smell is amazing! Omg please come smell it with me babe!
