I so desperately need to shit! I already feel it starting to poke out between my buttcheeks. So I quickly run to the toilet and I barely sat myself down as the massive load of thick smelly shit slides out. The shit is long consisting of many thick consistency logs. Then deep yellow strong smelling piss starts spraying out hard. What a relief! I stand up to wipe my dirty butthole, the shitty paper visible to you. Finally I show you the delightful result up close. Better flush quick cause the whole house is starting to stink!
