Today I planned an elegant dinner for myself, put beautifull make up and after being prepared, in a table I pissed in a cup, shitted nice load on a plate, spreading my filthy asshole.I start tasting my big load with spoon and smearing my face, showing inside my mouth and painted tounge.But while tasting I felt to be more dirty disgusting shit eating pig. First I smeared completely my face, hair and head dirty covered while chewing and swallowing shit, gargling and swallow piss. While swallow I show off inside mouth full and empty after each swallow, and smeared my head and face even more untill being unrecognizable and disgusting pig.When I was full enough and extremely smeared, I puke in a bowl with pee, mixing it after, and continue gagging my mouth with fist for puke more.With my bowl full of puke, piss and shit mixture I went toilet and covered my toilet seat with it, for lick and clean it with my tounge. But before lick the seat, I put my tits in a dirty bowl and covered them with stinky puke, shit and piss mixture.After lick and clean toilet seat, I sour all the stinky content inside toilet, wash my face abd head with dirty water from inside, looking even more disgusting smeared wet pig, spitting kinky toilet water.That was one of my dirtiest disgusting dinners. How did I finished so awfully smeared and stinky? Who knows…