OMG mommy rushed home after my morning Starbucks walk but I didnt make it inside! There was no time for me to grab my keys so I had to take a massive shit outside in the cold! Do you see all this snow? You can literally see steam from my hot poop! I hope youre ready for a massive coffee shit because this was a good one! Big brown shit that is so hot it steams in the cold snowy winter!
