Oh my ass is about to burst, not much time here! So I run to the wet-room and squat down on the floor. My ass is just above your dinner plate which I intent to fill up with a big load of shit for you!Wearing a pink thong, I slide that over to the side and have a piss first. I drank so much water, a few litres really but in this heat not all of it comes back out! And it is golden too! Must be the vitamins I took.I now slide the thong to the side again so my asshole is right in your face! Look how delicious it looks! A little air escapes if you listen closely and my sweet rosette starts opening and closing for you! You can see my shit sitting right there, right at the exit, waiting to push out! I am telling you all about the delicious food I had while you gaze at my shit filled asshole! This one is spicy too! I give in and relax my rosette and out pushes a fat long log of Shit! Not too soft not too firm, just perfect! Straight on to your dinner plate! Look at this! I am wiping my shitty asshole and am showing you the plate close up, before I let the Shit slide off the plate into the toilet. Bye shit, flushing it down the loo! Where was your mouth?!