Im a cute little cat walking around on all fours. And I desperately need to shit. Today Im a naughty Kitty so I dont feel like shitting in the litterbox. I wanna shit somewhere exciting! This pretty glass table looks like a really great place to poo. I try to get my big butt to hover over the glass, but the table is too high. Very clumsily I try in different ways to position myself properly. Eventually I find the right position, a semi squat with my big fat ass hovering above the table. You see the reflection of my gorgeous feminine form in the mirror as you see my face enjoying the push. A huge fat log slides out with a moan and my eyes quiver with pleasure. Then I look at what I made, WOW that shit is enormous! Ive never seen a cat make a poo that big before! I smell it and comment on how stinky it is. I treat you to a close up view of the monstrous poop, admiring its size and texture. What to do with it now? Well Im just a cat, I cant clean this up so Im just gonna leave it there for the humans.
