Softcore – results not shown. Good morning and here I am with a new read in my hands! The bathroom is the easiest and the most effortless of places to quickly catch up on my reading list – you just have to focus on something while the bowels are working right? One of my favourite book genres is nature. I love learning new scientific names of wildflowers and plants, did you know that the peregrine falcon is amongst the fastest… Pffft! Plop! Oooops, dont mind all those plops and farts while I read, heh!