I just left my house to pick up some lo mien from the Chinese takeout restaurant and my tummy is starting to hurt. I have been holding back the urge to go poop for a few hours, and now is the perfect time to go poop. I go to their restroom, get on the floor and push a big load into my open hand. It?s such a nice creamy load, I hold it as I pee. Then lick and taste my poop before flushing my big turd down the toilet. It was such a large poop it left a little smear on the toilet, my tummy felt so much better after picking up my takeout order.
